Going into Super Bowl 51, sports writers told us a story of a show-down between the Donald Trump loving Tom Brady + Bill Belichick combo against NFL MVP Matt Ryan and a Muslim member of his offence named Mohamed, for some reason.
This angle was enough to convince the majority of casual fans from my predominantly left twitter following to root for the Falcons as they served their avocado dip recipe from the latest O magazine, and settled on the sofa for 3 riveting hours of commercial watching.
The game was played in Houston, Texas.
The Falcons came out on fire:
In the dressing room the Falcons played Ludacris greatest hits featuring Chingy.
The Falcons led 28-3 midway through the 3rd quarter.
Doubt set in.
It finally happened: Tom Brady looks old
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) February 6, 2017
The Patriots started coming back.
The Patriots score 19 points in the 4th quarter, including back to back 2 point conversions off touch downs, sending the game to overtime.
Joe Buck announces this is the first overtime in Super Bowl history. (I fact-checked this statement via google. Patriotsgal69.blogspot confirms Buck’s statement.)
In other news, two-headed quarter from the White House coin collection has been reported missing.
Brady architects game winning drive completing 10 straight passes.
Terry Bradshaw gets really excited and shouts things.